ABOUT ABNER

First zapped by X-rays as a fetus, then struck by lightning at the tender age of three, and finally fed on a steady diet of sci-fi/fantasy novels, genre movies and television, videogames, comic books, Saturday morning cartoons, anime and manga, and role-playing games as a youth,  the man who would be king   Abner eventually grew up into a wombat   a tea cosy   a strange little brown man.

He lives  in his own deranged imagination   just outside Seattle, WA.


WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

"...a rollercoaster ride..."
—Valerie Bentivegna, Comedian

"....a genuinely entertaining, bizzare, unique voice...."
—Russ Kauffroath, Comedian

"I thought I was gonna piss my pants."
—Drew Renquest, Comedian

"When society has collapsed, Abner will be our cultural chronicler of the Before Times."
—Andy Iwancio, Comedian

"What the hell did I just watch?"
—John Ludwig, Comedian